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Fri, 29 Jun 2012 09:56:09 -0700

Jellied moose nose

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:28:14 -0700

Ummmm, yeah. Here is how you make it.

1 Upper jawbone of a moose
1 Onion; sliced
1 Garlic clove
1 tb Mixed pickling spice
1 ts Salt
1/2 ts Pepper
1/4 c Vinegar

Cut the upper jaw bone of the moose just below the eyes.
Place in a large kettle of scalding water and boil for 45 minutes.

Remove and chill in cold water.

Pull out all the hairs - these will have been loosened by the boiling and should come out easily (like plucking a duck).

Wash thoroughly until no hairs remain.

Place the nose in a kettle and cover with fresh water.

Add onion, garlic, spices and vinegar

Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer until the meat is tender. Let cool overnight in the liquid.

When cool, take the meat out of the broth, and remove and discard the bones and the cartilage. You will have two kinds of meat, white meat from the bulb of the nose, and thin strips of dark meat from along the bones and jowls.

Slice the meat thinly and alternate layers of white and dark meat in a loaf pan.

Reheat the broth to boiling, then pour the broth over the meat in the loaf pan.

Let cool until jelly has set. Slice and serve cold.

From http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/jelliednose.htm

Would you want to give this guy’s face chops?

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:28:03 -0700

Would you want to give this guy’s face chops?

BLOOD SOUP! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 14:47:17 -0700

MADE OUT OF THE BLOOD OF GEESE AND DUCKS! This is made by taking fresh blood and sticking it in the fridge to gently congeal. It is made and eaten in North Vietnam.

Doesn’t it look good?

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 14:46:00 -0700

Doesn’t it look good?

Kopi Luwak

Sun, 10 Jun 2012 11:13:56 -0700

Hey! I’m back! I know you guys love reading about these disgusting food and facts that I post! Here is another food:

The Civet is a cat sized mammal. It eats only the best berries. They poop out the partially digested beans. People gather the beans. They roast them. They eat them. They sell them for $120-$600 per pound!

Watch out Civets, the humans are following you.

The civet, (left) poos, then people gather the beans in the poo,...

Sun, 10 Jun 2012 11:13:53 -0700

The civet, (left) poos, then people gather the beans in the poo, (middle), then people drink! (right)

There is meat by-products in this yogurt.

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 10:23:10 -0700

There is meat by-products in this yogurt.

Hey Vegetarians!

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 10:23:00 -0700

I have found some more food facts.

Wood in Cereal…and Everything Else

Yes. Almost everything, from syrup to cereal, has cellulose. It is a cheap filler used in place of real ingredients. It is not bad for you actually, and it adds fiber. Its just weird.

Fertilizer in Sandwiches

Ummmmm, a lot of chains with sandwitches (McDonald’s, Subway) have fertilizer in the buns. yummy.

Beef and Pork in Yogurt

Yeah, vegetarians, there is stearic acid and glycerin in alot of popular brands, which are made of pork and beef by-products.

This has carbon monoxide in it.

Tue, 29 May 2012 08:34:21 -0700

This has carbon monoxide in it.

Here are some facts I bet you did not want to know

Mon, 28 May 2012 20:23:51 -0700

You know, almost every single fast food or processed food has ssomething disgusting in it. I have found some more facs! Yipee!

Meat is treated with carbon monoxide to make it look fresh

You want to eat meat that is fresh, so people spray meat withcarbon monoxideto give it that good look.

Salmon dye may be damaging your eyes

AAAAAAAAARGH! MY EYES! About 90% of salmon is farm raised and has grey meat. You do not want to eat grey meat, so people put in Canthaxanthin, which can damage your eyes.

Your salad dressing may contain the same chemicals as your sunscreen

What is up with salad dressing. It already has antifreese, so why does it have to have Titanium dioxide, which is used in paint and sunscreen.

Beaver anal gland juice

Fri, 18 May 2012 17:14:22 -0700

Yes. (I love finding stuff like this, it makes you think twice before drinking)

An FDA law in the U.S. (not sure about Canada) allows companies to use it in processed food and drinks, usually vanilla, rasberry and strawberry. (This is another reason why I like chocolate more) The companies are also allowed to list this as “Natural Flavouring” on the labels. Watch out.

Have you drank this beaver’s anal execretions today?

Fri, 18 May 2012 17:14:10 -0700

Have you drank this beaver’s anal execretions today?

Gau Jal

Sun, 06 May 2012 11:39:26 -0700

In India it is called “The healthy solution to pepsi and coke.”

It is: Cow Water.

Translation: Cow Pee.

Hindu’s worshipp cows, so some people took the pee and made a soda with it.

It is said to cure disease.

The first step of making Gau Jal.

Sun, 06 May 2012 11:39:18 -0700

The first step of making Gau Jal.

Scrambled calf brains

Tue, 01 May 2012 16:48:01 -0700

Yeah. It’s real. Here is how you make it:

Soak two pounds of calf’s brains in strong salt water one hour. Then carefully remove all membrane and blood clots. Dip the brains in flour and fry brown in hot drippings. Hash the brains with a knife and scramble four fresh eggs with them, season with salt and pepper, tossing well together with a knife until nicely browned. Serve with toast or hot buttered rolls or baking powder biscuit.

Looks delish, does’nt it.

Tue, 01 May 2012 16:47:53 -0700

Looks delish, does’nt it.

Starbucks to stop using crushed beetles in products

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 13:56:07 -0700

Yes, that is true. Starbucks, until now, has used ground-up cochineal beetles to add colour to their strawberry frappuccinos, smoothies and strawberry swirl cake. The change will not happen until late June.

The change might not happen in Canada.

Cochineal beetle.

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 13:55:57 -0700

Cochineal beetle.

Here are some facts that you did not know.

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 07:48:00 -0700

The average fast food patron eats 12 pubic hairs in a given year Need I say more?

A strawberry McDonald’s milk shake contains 50 artificial flavors Strawberries are expensive. So McDonald’s uses 50 different chemicals including ethyl acetate, phenythyl alcohol and solvent to recreate one flavour.

There are bugs and rodent hair in your peanut butter A FDA law allows 30 insect fragments per 100 grams of the yummy food.

Processed cheese is less than 51 percent cheese Around 49% of prosessed cheese is made up of additives, chemicals and flavorings.